Friday, June 5, 2009

Gay penguins raise chick: God is not happy!

Penguins are next on Gawd's shortlist of hell-bound sinners! First they were caught trying to have sex with each other, and now they're now raising families. How dare they corrupt the balance of the animal kingdom by such insolence! Just who do they think they are?! Male and female married couples are meant to raise orphans, not ocean-going, fish-eating homosexual birds!

And where in the hell is Fred Phelps when you need him?!

An apparent homosexual penguin couple at a zoo in Germany have been documented raising a chick from an egg that has been abandoned by its .

Seriously, if you think that a gay penguin couple is immoral and are dragging the planet to hell, you are in dire need of psychological help.

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